Was In Nice

I wondered around alone one night and drank one of these. I gets you drunk.

Here's A Few Pictures 'Cause I Never Update

And that's all you're gunna get 'cause I'm lazy.

Sleazeball

12 degrees celsius = 50 degrees fahrenheit

+ skateboards - rain + burgers and beer = a good week.

My Bar Has A School Built Around It

Sort of, but there is a full bar in my school. Yes... bar... in school. We went last night to celebrate after shooting one of our T.V. studio scenes and the director bought the actors a pitcher of beer to share. I hovered around it to see if they would leave anything I could pick off. Only one guy had a glass of it, the rest was for the patient cheapskate. ME.

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Oh yeah, I'm looking pretty scummy right now too. It's very American to look like you just killed an animal.

I Was Told It Never Snows Here

It snowed here. School was cancelled so I went to a park and had a big snowball fight with some kids from class. We met some girls there and went back to one of the kids' place for tea and biscuits. I don't care how gay that sounds. That's what it's called. That's what we did. It was free and delicious, so fuck you.

Proud To Be An American

American's got into Madame Tussauds for free, on inauguration day, because they have a wax Obama. It's to the left of the wax Hitler and Castro. They also had a wax history lesson about how you could die hundreds of years ago.  All of it was worth the $0.00, especially the Robin Williams.